miércoles, 5 de diciembre de 2012

El día que me volví gay

Iba a pasar tarde o temprano. Ustedes lo sabían, yo lo sabía, mis padres lo sabían. Para que negarlo. Y ojo que no estoy hablando de tener sexo con otro hombre, eso va a venir con el tiempo, una vez que me acostumbre. Hablo de que le puse un canasto a mi bicicleta, lo que automáticamente me convierte en una persona homosexual. Estarán pensando que es un comentario homofóbico, racista quizas, machista seguramente, pero saben que tengo razón. Si sos hombre, una vez que le ponés un canasto a tu bicicleta, no te queda otra que empezar a buscar pareja del mismo sexo, por no decir una guarangada.
Todavía no se como lo voy a implementar, pero se que tengo que ir a cambiar mi preferencia sexual del dni y toda la bola. Hasta ahora ya puse en mi facebook que me interesan los "hombres". Es algo.
Pero por lo menos viajo cómodo, no llego a trabajar con toda la espalda transpirada por la mochila gigante que cargo todos los días, puedo llevar unas birritas si tengo que ir a lo de un amigo, quizas levantar algo que encuentre en el camino y me guste. Así que el balance termina siendo positivo. De lo único que me arrepiento es haber comprado el canasto rosa, pero bueno, si vas a hacerlo, mejor no quedarse a medias tintas.

30 comentarios:

Antonia Cossio dijo...

gay? panadero, Tom... poné una canasta de panadero y llegás a todas partes con los churros hechos! :P

Juanita is dead dijo...

Tomás . te felicito

extraterrestre musical dijo...

Vamos a festejar tu nueva vida a las fiestas POP!

Tomás en Shorts dijo...

Anto: decís que voy a tener levante si es canasto de panadero?

Juanita: me felicitas por ser gay o por el canasto?

capitana: todavía me da miedo... no se si estoy para ir a una fiesta de chicos q se dan con chicos

Vale dijo...

¡Tené cuidado que no te manoteen la mochila del canastito y te la afanen!

mutu dijo...

Cuando me compre la bici vamos juntas al rosedal mamita

COSME FULANITO dijo...

noooooooooo, de eso no hay retorno. Bueno, mejor más minas para mi

Juanita is dead dijo...

Por ambas dos!

Eva Letzy dijo...

Si vos sos feliz con tu canastito... Yo no tengo en mi bici, me lo podrías prestar, aunque el color rosa no me gusta ahora que lo pienso. Dejá, gracias igual.

Sebastián dijo...

Melodie estás buenísima.

Wirker Frau dijo...

El primer paso es aceptarlo. El segundo es ponerle un asientito atrás y los pedalines para que al puto que lleves atrás no le queden las patitas colgando.

Cat dijo...

melodie se quedó en el 2005...

la pregunta decisiva del asunto: ¿el canasto adelante o atrás? esto definiría si sos pasivo o activo, jajajaa

Tomás en Shorts dijo...

no me la tires abajo Cat, yo pensé que tenía una oportunidad ahí.

Y lo del canasto, como dicen ustedes, prefiero el misterio

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